still so cute
i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut
12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.
money can be exchanged for goods and services
IT’S 2014 AND I’VE BEEN RICK ROLL’D AT LEAST FIVE TIMES I CANT TRUST ANY LINK
join the nonbinary network
THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD IS WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS U CHIPS AND U REACH IN THE BAG BUT U CAN’T GET A HOLD OF A CHIP AND U START SWEATIN’ AND PEOPLE ARE STARING CUZ U CAN’T GET HOLD OF A GODDAMN CHIP AND THEN CHILDREN ARE SCREAMING AND U HEAR GUNSHOTS AND BUILDINGS START COLLAPSING BUT U STILL. CAN’T. GET. A. CHIP.
i thought that was a cat
"we all start out somewhere. remember how i was scrambling up that tower to get that egg like an idiot. what the hell was i doing. i was like goddamn pooh bear in a tree reaching up his fat fuckin pooh paw for some mother fuckin hone."
Dave Strider, Knight of Time.