"You wanna meet NOW? At least lemme put my eyebrows on"
"I suggest we have a cup of tea before we have a cup of tea"
"Have you seen my black shirt anywhere?"
"No, not that one, the other one. The one with the lacey bits. Not THAT black lacey one, the one that's slightly less black"
"I need a bookshelf for my bookshelf"
"Be right with you, my chain's caught in the chair"
"They're goggles. ...no I can't see through them, why on earth would I want to do that?"
"Sorry, I can't go out tonight, I'm putting my dreads in"
"Sure, I could go out. I could also stay in and write, though"
"Oh, you're a The Cure fan as well? I now feel obligated to list to you my personal favorites off each album in alphabetical order"
"It's nearly Halloween season; time to stock up on essentials"
"I think that last walk in the sun tore my skin off"
"90 degrees? I can get away with this jacket, right?"
"How can my head possibly be this fuzzy? I only just shaved it yesterday"